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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Hi, I’m Kayla, and I work for the GOON BUSTERS! Do you or someone you know, struggle with constant gooning? Are you hunched over your computer, stroking your dick mindlessly to amature porn and verified sluts alike? Do you find yourself consumed with porn and are unable to focus on essential tasks because all you can think about is gooning your life away? Have you called in sick to work simply because you’d rather stay in bed and beat your meat? If this sounds like you or someone you love, don’t worry! Who ya gonna call? The GOON BUSTERS!

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Mean Lil Krysta’s Erectile Dysfunction Treatment

Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

Erectile dysfunction isn’t your fault. It’s just something that comes with age for some men. Other men can’t seem to get soft as they age, but you, Mr. floppy dick need Mean Lil Krysta’s E.D. treatment STAT! Now, I know I said it isn’t your fault, but that doesn’t mean that the way you’ve been living your life hasn’t added to it.

You let yourself get fat! Look at this potbelly! How can your dick even stand up if your stomach hangs over it? But, hehe, don’t you worry! I’m going to put you on a very strenuous cardio program that’ll get your heart rate into the fat-burning zone so you can be healthier and harder. You won’t even half to run you lazy, Daddy! Just watch me strip tease in front of you as you rub that limp noodle for me. Feel that? Feel your heart pumping now?

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