WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Just think of me as your genie in a bottle. Rub the lamp just right and all of your wishes will come true. I’m so much more fun than that dreadful wife of yours. I make you feel like a man again, not the emasculated fool that she sees. You don’t have to apologize for your shortcomings with me. You can be yourself and leave all of that stress at the door.