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There once was a man with no limits, and a hard dick. Who said my rhyming quite possibly….. knew reason, and my talent could likely be a shtick!
He asked if I had my puns pre-planned, if I needed my witty remarks written down. He found it hard to believe, for whatever word my mind searched, a better, clever term could be found.
He asked, “How could a woman who is so sexy, so slutty, be also witty, and sweet?”
He decided he must stalk me, hang on every word, every blog, every absent minded tweet.
