CALL YOUR SMART, NASTY GIRL @ 1-844-33-CANDY EXT 273
Aren’t you tired of the same old, boring girls? I mean, let’s face it, ANY girl can get you off! But, it would take a REAL unique creature, to really give you everything you desire, without having to be told, what that is.
 The ass of a queen, humor that can be either hilarious, or viciously mean, and the ability to drain your wallet dry! That’s what lies behind these never lying, devastatingly blue eyes!
There once was a man with no limits, and a hard dick. Who said my rhyming quite possibly….. knew reason, and my talent could likely be a shtick!
He asked if I had my puns pre-planned, if I needed my witty remarks written down. He found it hard to believe, for whatever word my mind searched, a better, clever term could be found.
He asked, “How could a woman who is so sexy, so slutty, be also witty, and sweet?”
He decided he must stalk me, hang on every word, every blog, every absent minded tweet.
Living proof, of such an enigma of a mind, hiding inside, such hot, young, teen meat!
Was enough to make this man exclaim, and quickly admit defeat!
He weeped into my willow, and worshiped at my feet!
He licked me inside, and outside, and upwards, and down. He kept looking for a flaw, even after he knew none were to be found!
CALL YOUR SMART, NASTY GIRL @ 1-844-33-CANDY EXT 273
Aren’t you tired of the same old, boring girls? I mean, let’s face it, ANY girl can get you off! But, it would take a REAL unique creature, to really give you everything you desire, without having to be told, what that is.
There once was a man with no limits, and a hard dick. Who said my rhyming quite possibly….. knew reason, and my talent could likely be a shtick!
He asked if I had my puns pre-planned, if I needed my witty remarks written down. He found it hard to believe, for whatever word my mind searched, a better, clever term could be found.
He asked, “How could a woman who is so sexy, so slutty, be also witty, and sweet?”
He decided he must stalk me, hang on every word, every blog, every absent minded tweet.
As I think of this memory I smile wryly. Most of you know my love for video games and technology. I obsess about the newest gadgets and things coming out. I drool at the newest phones, accessories for my phones, gaming consoles, and even purses that will hold my gadgets.
Sometimes my gaming can get in the way of things I need to do. I admit it’s my addiction. My boyfriend was supposed to come over that day to hang out. Of course, I lost track of time!Â
As I think of this memory I smile wryly. Most of you know my love for video games and technology. I obsess about the newest gadgets and things coming out. I drool at the newest phones, accessories for my phones, gaming consoles, and even purses that will hold my gadgets.