Mean Lil Krysta’s Erectile Dysfunction Treatment

Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

Erectile dysfunction isn’t your fault. It’s just something that comes with age for some men. Other men can’t seem to get soft as they age, but you, Mr. floppy dick need Mean Lil Krysta’s E.D. treatment STAT! Now, I know I said it isn’t your fault, but that doesn’t mean that the way you’ve been living your life hasn’t added to it.

You let yourself get fat! Look at this potbelly! How can your dick even stand up if your stomach hangs over it? But, hehe, don’t you worry! I’m going to put you on a very strenuous cardio program that’ll get your heart rate into the fat-burning zone so you can be healthier and harder. You won’t even half to run you lazy, Daddy! Just watch me strip tease in front of you as you rub that limp noodle for me. Feel that? Feel your heart pumping now?

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Travel On a Budget Phonesex

By Mean Lil Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext.410

I love to travel, but I’m just a teen.  I don’t have an unlimited budget for lodging and food and whatever, so I’ve come up with a plan that works every time! Recently, I’ve really wanted to visit the beach in Florida, but the gas to drive down was really all I could afford.

I found a rental on one of those travel sites and made sure the owner was a hot, older man. We agreed on the dates and price through text, and I asked him to meet me there to give me the key, ya know, in person. He said it’d be no problem.

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