Mean Lil Krysta’s Erectile Dysfunction Treatment

Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

Erectile dysfunction isn’t your fault. It’s just something that comes with age for some men. Other men can’t seem to get soft as they age, but you, Mr. floppy dick need Mean Lil Krysta’s E.D. treatment STAT! Now, I know I said it isn’t your fault, but that doesn’t mean that the way you’ve been living your life hasn’t added to it.

You let yourself get fat! Look at this potbelly! How can your dick even stand up if your stomach hangs over it? But, hehe, don’t you worry! I’m going to put you on a very strenuous cardio program that’ll get your heart rate into the fat-burning zone so you can be healthier and harder. You won’t even half to run you lazy, Daddy! Just watch me strip tease in front of you as you rub that limp noodle for me. Feel that? Feel your heart pumping now?

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He Did Wrong To The Wrong Baby

By Mean Lil Krysta 1844-332-2639 Ext.410

This mother fucker forgot who he was playing with. He did wrong to the wrong baby. I only date older men because I don’t have time for immature boys; the only probably with that is sometimes it’s easy to be fooled by a big ass boy in a grown man’s body. So for the last six months, I’ve been hanging out with this fine-ass older man.

He’s got a high-powered job that demands a lot from him and bitchy wife who won’t give him any. I was happy to fill her shoes, the man has a good ass dick, and he eats pussy like a machine, but I’m the kinda girl who demands all of a man’s attention. If you’re fucking me, then you are fucking only me. For the first five months, he was crazy attentive and spoiled me on the regular, but something or someone was pulling his attention away.

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Friday The 13th Phonesex

By Mean Lil Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

What’s the big deal about today? Friday the 13th? People act like it’s so unlucky, but what’s the worst thing that’s happened to you today? I bet nothing… nothing until you call me and I edge you for hours. Promising to make you coat me in the biggest cum load of your life, only to ruin it when I finally decide to end it.

HAHA, I love how you yell “Nooooo” when my hands release from your aching cock. When it appears like your cock is trying to dry heave, and then you groan and out shoots your cum with no stimulation.

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Self Defense Gone Bad Phonesex

By Mean Lil Girl Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

This world can be very dangerous for innocent little chunks like me. Big, bad mean often think I’m an easy target. They see my fat, juicy body and think I won’t be able to run away. Daddy was very worried that I would be taken against my will if he didn’t teach me some self-defense.

In our living room, I was wearing just a sports bra, a tiny pair of shorts, and my cute socks. Daddy charged at me from behind. Using his bigger body to throw me off balance while his arms wrapped around my waist tight. “Gotcha!” He growled, but he didn’t know that I already knew some self-defense. The fun stuff!

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Mean Teen Phone Sex!

Mean Teen Phone Sex!

Gianna 844-332-2639 ext 355

It’s hilarious how you think you’re cool enough to hang with me. I admire older men but I definitely don’t keep them around for fun. Yes, I appreciate their maturity and financial stability but you’re a fool if you think I truly like you. Let’s not forget your true purpose… which is spoiling me with sessions and gifts. I can be awfully sweet but let’s be real, deep down I’m a real mean teen babe! You like it, don’t you?

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Bad Baby Phone Sex

Gianna 844-332-2639 ext 355

Are you a bad baby? Look no further, because I’m the best babysitter in town. I don’t tolerate any crap, no matter how old you are. Not only will I beat your pathetic baby butt, but I’ll gloat about it during bad baby phone sex. I love ruining the lives of annoying little brats like you.

Think you’re brave enough to survive one night with me? Think again.

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