
Marriage? Yuck! I’ve never been one for sweet ROMANCE and tender touches but for some reason, all of my BIMBO friends are falling in LOVE and getting married. You know what that means right? Kayla Cumsalot turns into Kayla the Bridesmaid.
Bring on the ugly dresses that hide my PERFECT body and the horrid makeup that attempts to make the Bride more beautiful than me. Ha, good luck, Honey. We both know your future HUSBAND will watch me walk down the aisle before you. His hungry gaze will eat up my delicious curves no matter how hard you’ve tried to hide them and his heart will stop for a long moment. Panic will set in and his feet will turn ICE COLD.